حلمت بمسمار دخل برجلى

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كنا نحرث ... 😉😊

It's said that once a fly sat on the horn of one of the oxen ploughing a field. The oxen returned to their home in the evening after ploughing the fields, while the fly was still sitting on the horn of the ox.

مجھے اپنے عیبوں کا مکمل علم کس طرح ہو سکتا ہے؟

لڑکی تاڑ 😀😉😊

لو جی ڈنر کر لو۔۔۔ 😏😅😆

مجھے تمھاری مذاق کی یہ عادت پسند ہے 😅😉😊

میں تو ویسے بھی سبزی لینے آئی تھی..🙂🤭😉😀

 

Same Idiot on Every Channel

 

What's on TV?

Flossing your cat was a bad idea ;-)

Flossing your cat was a bad idea ;-)

That's Microwave ;-)

That's Microwave ;-)

Your Husband is suffering from stress ... ;-)

You are going to die ;-)

Height of Insult on Parking the Vehicle at Wrong Place

I think this is height of insult on parking the vehicle at Wrong Place.Some one shared this image on twitter:

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Feminist Protest

A professor used to tell dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that the next time that the professor would start with these kind of jokes they all would leave the class as a protest.

Sleeping Pills

An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

Mother of Five!

A man has five children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Five" in spite of her objections.

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Fool

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you. "The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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Poor Old Man

An old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at

The Pinch

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

The air bag works...

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat...

A Talking Parrot...

One day a woman went to an auction. While there, she made a bid on an exotic parrot. She really wanted this bird, so she got caught up in the bidding. She kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so she bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after she bid way more than she intended, she won the bid. The price was high but the fine bird was finally his!