Women are Clever but...

Walking on the beach a woman finds an empty bottle,out of curiosity,when she opens its cap,all of a sudden a genie comes out it and this frightens the woman.Seeing this the genie says to the woman "Fear not oh kind lady.I have been stuck in this bottle for the last hundred years.You have done a great favour to me by letting me free...".Hearing this the woman feels much relived. The genie says,"you may ask for three wishes,which I will fulfil in return for the big favour that you have done to me".Hearing this the woman gets excited and is about to make her first wish without giving a second thought it when the genie interrupts her and asks her to be patient and listen further before making her wishes.The genie says to her,"There is a condition that you should keep in mind before making a wish.Whatever you wish for yourself,your husband will get  its fifteen times".After thinking for a while the woman says,"That's Okay!"

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For first wish she asks genie to turn her into the most beautiful woman in the world.The genie warns her that her wish will also make her husband the most handsome man in the world as he will get fifteen times of what she wishes for herself.This will turn him into an Adonis whom women will flock to.

Upon which she replies,"No problem,as I will be the only most beautiful woman in the world,so he will have eyes only for me"

So is done and she become the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wants to be the richest woman in the world.The genie warns her again to think before making the wish and says,"That will also make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be fifteen times richer than you".

The woman replies,"That's Okay! because what's mine is his and what's his is mine!"

So is done! and she becomes the richest woman in the world!

The genie then asks her about her third wish.Upon which she replies,"I would like to have a mild heart attack!"

So is done!

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here

and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man has a heart attack too,but fifteen times milder than his wife!!

Moral of the Story : Women only think they're smart. Let them continue to

think that way and just enjoy the show!
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PS : Ladies please don't mind, it is simply a joke! ;-)
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